Otter

Okay, so here's the thing - all throughout my life, I've had a bit of bad luck with my face. No no no... not that kind of bad luck... well, at least that's not the point of this post at least...

My face is a magnet for any type of sporting equipment imaginable... Basketballs, baseballs, volleyballs, tennis balls. I've taken a golf club upside the head, I've even sustaind a facial injury playing hacky sack (yep, in school, went to catch it on the back of my neck just as my friend went ...