goalie revenge

Well this week i was asked to play at a "friends only" type game and I agreed. I have not played with this group of guys before but most of them were decent guys except for one...he was a douchebag. I understand hockey is a game with contact in it and most times when a guy crashes the net it is not on purpose nor intended but this guy was sliding into me and knocking me on my ass 4 times in the first 20 mins to which i politely asked him to stop doing, his responce was " awwww poor goalie, this is hockey quit being a pussy". Well heheh ok fine.....wrong answer douchebag. I remember a guy who wrote in his intro on this site that he liked to go to the blue line and fart, then skate back. I thought that a funny thing and used that but a bit more extreme. The douche came barreling down and crashed me and he went into the net with me on him..pretty much with my ass on his head so I let one rip...long 3-4 second one and would not let him get up. he got a mouth full I'm sure casue when he got up, he got up swinging and swearing at me. I laughed at him and then he ate my blocker. His friend pulled him off and then they sent him to the locker room casue he was done. Turned out he was a friend of one the guys and was invited to play that night also....he did not leave a good impression with guys.

They all apologized to me which was not needed but they were good guys and we continued to play and had a fun time. The after game banter was pretty funny when everyone found out what i actually did to piss him off.

Glad i had Thai food the night before....deadly.

awwwhahahaha thats just foul hahaha